On Monday April 1st, Chiffon (aka the Fuck Duchess of Conversio Virium) will be opening up…and sharing her tips and tricks for balls-deep blowjobs. Topics covered will include (but are certainly not limited to): how to deepthroat, what to practice with, safer sex and deepthroating, sucking strap-ons, and Deepthroat 201: Advanced Techniques.

Wanna get down with us? Come to 628 Kent Hall at 9pm ready to learn and practice. This class is open to people of all genders. Conversio Virium is a safe space, and everyone deserves to feel comfortable enough to practice in this class. Therefore, Chiffon will not tolerate spectators. It may be April Fool’s Day, but this rule is not a joke. YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE IF YOU WILL NOT PRACTICE WITH THE CLASS. This applies to partners/couples too: all attendees must be willing to put something in their mouths.*

Still intrigued? Bring your deepthroating questions and your favorite phallic objects to class. Columbia doesn’t allow genitals to be shown, so plan accordingly (Fingers and dildos are excellent alternatives).

April 1st, 2013: It’s going down.

*Note: If you want to come to the class and are genuinely shy, message Chiffon on Fetlife.

Also we will be having elections for next year, any Columbia undergraduate is eligible to run. Please do!

628 Kent hall 116th & Amsterdam, Columbia University

Interrogation: The Border Between Play and Reality

What did they know and when did they know it? “I’m sorry…I do not recall that information.” We have all heard such crap before, so let’s forget spin – get to the heart of the situation – and be all the better for it. Surrender, in the end, will be the choice of your own free will. This will be a demonstration.

Note: This workshop contains elements of mind fuck, adult language and S&M. Please carefully consider this before attending.

Poly Cocktails is a monthly meetup of poly/kinky people. It’s not a kink party, but it’s a great place to hang out and meet new people. Poly Cocktails is held at Affaire. The address is 50 Avenue B New York, NY.

CV people will meet up around 8 pm at the 116th street subway and go down together, so you are welcome to join us or meet us at Affaire. You can find more info about Poly Cocktails here: http://www.polyamory.com/forum/showthread.php?t=761…

It’s 18+, 21 to drink. See you there!

A discussion on the morality issues that arise when one decides to take their play outside of their private sphere.
Led by our very own RadicalSpaceRobot

Hamilton Hall room 306@ 9pm

(Same kinky time, same kinky channel)

There have been lots of fantastic new ideas in kink events over the last ten years. The creator of one new event, The Geeky Kink Event, talks about harnessing your inner nerd in a fearless manner which dis-Apparates clothing and makes dungeons into ballpits and vice-versa. If D/s can be a lifestyle, can it also be a live-action roleplaying game? Some people talk about kink without boundaries, but how many of them own a TARDIS with glory holes?

we’ll be meeting in Hamilton Hall room 306 at 9pm
Presented by JeffMach

Hey all,our presenter fell through so this week will be screening a documentary show called Kink, meeting in Hamilton Hall room 306 (but then moving to a room with a projector)

With any luck we’ll have popcorn too!

Who Else Wants More Play and Less Stress In the Dungeon?

For many, what begins as an exciting adventure into the world of BDSM can become a painful process of navigating societal taboos, cultural prejudices, and unexpected forms of peer pressure.

Can girls only get attention when they dress sexy? Why do we see so many pro-dommes wearing collars (or “chokers”)? Can a top hold their own in jeans and a sweatshirt? Where are the guys in schoolboy costumes and kitty ears? Why are so many men silent when they bottom? How can you get people to stop interrupting you when you’re talking to friends at a party? And, really, what’s with all the men who ask to rub your feet?

Come talk about why some people almost always have a play date, learn a quick way to make people feel more comfortable at your party, and build loving kinky relationships you can be proud of.

About the presenter:

Over the last ten years, maymay has been traveling through regional BDSM Scenes ranging from New York City to San Francisco to Sydney, Australia talking about sex, relationships, and everything that they affect. Best known for his breakthrough MaleSubmissionArt.com project that re-imagines male submission by challenging stereotypes of D/s role and gender presentation, maymay is also a public intellectual who kinks hard on sex-positive social justice activism and sociopolitical critique; his idea of a perfect date is going to a protest march and then cuddling at home watching TEDTalks while leashed to the bed. :)

Hamilton Hall 302

9-11 pm

Come join Sinclair Sexmith at our Talk Dirtier: How to Let Your Tongue Go workshop:

Talking dirty in the bedroom can be terrifying at first, but once you unlock your tongue, you’ll find yourself saying all sorts of delicious things! Come to this workshop and we’ll figure out what’s tying our tongues in the first place, what’s holding us back from being more free with our language in the bedroom, and what the heck we should say to enhance our sex and intensity our sensation. The brain is the biggest sex organ, after all, and the more we can turn on our minds, the better our experiences will be.

Erin Houdini’s Western Bondage workshops are flexible, gender-neutral, and tailored to the students attending. With her philosophy of beauty through function and restraint, she teaches a consistent system of concepts that can be applied to different positions and parts of the body, regardless of the size or shape of the bottom, making rope easier to learn while leaving room for students to develop their own ties and aesthetics.
In her 101 workshop, Erin introduces the basics of tying limbs, binding arms to the body, and hogties, giving students a solid rope foundation to build on. Bringing a partner is recommended but not necessary, as you’ll have the chance to pair up at the event, and you’re always welcome to borrow Erin’s rope.

About Erin:
She’s a rope mistress and escape artist, an understated yet striking young woman in the business of uniquely colored rope and restrictive restraint. A teacher by trade, she brings style and substance to her workshops all across the Northeast, striving to make rope bondage accessible and logical, yet still intuitive and artistic. From her bondage art and modeling to her articles on gender and sexuality, her work is showcased at fetlife.com/erinhoudini, and you can check out her ropes and lessons at www.erinhoudini.com. Don’t be afraid to say hi!

As always meet in Hamilton 316 at 9pm!